statictvnoise:

*walks up to a couple* so who of you is the skeleton and who is the fuckboy

"andrew ryan is so old looking i’d never eat his ass" reasons why i shouldn’t be allowed to play bioshock probably

wobbledorp:

kyxe:

look at this asshole

What a dick. But damn, this is a good photo.

THANK YOU

wobbledorp:

kyxe:

look at this asshole

What a dick. But damn, this is a good photo.

THANK YOU

crimewave420:

evitron:

best $8 i ever spent

holy fuck

crimewave420:

evitron:

best $8 i ever spent

holy fuck

gooeywitch:

I feel like shit but I put on douche shades and lipstick because my hair is hella

gooeywitch:

I feel like shit but I put on douche shades and lipstick because my hair is hella

(Source: concepthuman)

kazuichibanjo said: ur eyes are so cool

omg thank you„„

ur really attractive
Anonymous

FUCK THANKS ////

look at this asshole

look at this asshole

person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
tell me on anon which tumblr user u have a crush on

(Source: cutebiche)

Message me 1 thing you want to know about me.

(Source: justm4dness)

arcgurren:

love when straight boys have rules about public bathroom etiquette, like you only can use a urinal next to another person if you have no other choice, because otherwise it violates Clause 56 of the No Homo Referendum

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs